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Metal Memes So Heavy They're Tuned to Drop Everything

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It doesn't matter what band you started with or if the lyrics to your favorite songs are even decipherable. When the black shirt goes on and the screaming starts it's all good. For more metal memes here are some brutal metal memes that were maiden the fires of hell.

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Text - Amazing. Due to the lack of pollution from covid-19 lockdowns, wild Black Metal bands have returned to Scandinavia's forests for the first time since the 90s. Beautiful.

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Photo caption - THERE'S POWER METAL, DEATH METAL, BLACK METAL, CELTIC METAL, DOOM METAL, FOLK METALVIKING METAL, PIRATE METAL, PROGRESSIVE METAL. quickmeme.com

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Product - This skull shaped charcoal takes BBQS to the next level

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Photo caption - If James Hetfield officiated Kermit and Ms. Piggy's wedding, he'd be a Pastor of Muppets. Matt Solina

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Cat - My friend sewed her cat a punk rock denim vest EYEHATEDOG a bidconafort

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Cartoon - TAKE MY HAND WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND

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Album cover - DAY 28 THEY STILL DONT KNOW I'M A DOG

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Text - Hello Friends, this is Satan. I'm here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god's department. I just do orgies and metal bands.

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Text - anatomy of metal Power Metal Black Metal 0100 эноо оноа Э:00 harmonizing gultars whoggaal multiple Solos dragons, devils shreiking, church burnings, murder Degth Metal Эноо о:00 Thrash O:00 3:00 palm mute double time politics. beer breakdown double time blast beats cookle monster blast beats prog Metal 0:00 эоноо ay2 (Ã + Xi ) – 4m m ,X 2 (A, + Xi, n) – 4m m = Su.A 12(1 -8,)(1 -8,) (A, + Xã n) Xa.) + 4m

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Pink - CANNIBAL CORPSE RANMAIDEN PEAR ulan Honia NEWKID ONTHE BLOCK WORK LENIFAIA

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Text - "i have a new black metal band" "really? whats it called?" TI Po jumpingjacktrash: hedgehodgemonster: toodutchforyou: i don't get it omg WWM BAYAREA DEATHFEST2 $25 PRESALE S30 SINCLE $50 2-DAY BRUTALITY BY THEBAY JULY 10 DAY 1 JULY 11- DAY 2 shtterk ORIGIN AETHERE PRKAN Henen ATY CANNIN No Altars SMEN ering twolt king PROSTMETIC CONTRARIAN ne H GAKLAND METRO AA lrigue Lender Metal Bade BOHW who the fuck is party cannon they're the true rebels here

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Sheep - Gene Simmons' new cat.

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Nose - This lamb born with corpse paint looks like he's about to drop the sickest black metal album of the decade.

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Album cover - You can't spell BLACK SABBAG without IBBA

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Ozzy Osbourne showing John Lennon how to write heavy metal. (1968)

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Cat - When the death metal song you like comes on but you don't know the lyrics (confused screaming)

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Poster - inyua aba.com METAL DETECTOR

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Fictional character - HEAVY METAL STOPSI adsshota DEAH METAL SHARRtS

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Facial expression - Heavy Metal Doom Metal Thrash Metal Folk Metal Black Progressive Sludge Extreme Metal Metal Metal Metal Metalcore Death Industrial Metal Nu Metal Metal

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Dog - Metalheads at metal shows Metalheads in everyday life

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Animated cartoon - When you introduce your little cousins to metal

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Vehicle door - When you want some brutal death metal

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Organism - When you don't give a shit about god or jesus but you still like Christmas songs Merrye GRSS

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Canidae - When your pets are more metal than you

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Vertebrate - alucard burger @frogs_online · The Metal Ranch

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Font - 75% OFA FINNISH PARK RANGER'S JOB IS RESCUING METAL BANDS THAT GET LOST SHOOTINGALBUM COVERS

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Goats - When you listen to Death Metal but still have a big heart

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Text - Jip mdonairn TRAL NEANDERTALLICA Par. 109. Itaanllepma

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Vertebrate - METALLI MASTER OF PUPPIES

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Crowd - I WAS THE GUY WITH THE BLACK SHIRT

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Natural foods - WHEN YOU LET A METALHEAD WRITE THE SIGNS 196 TRASCR KoM 27

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Font - PANTERA WOK

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Jeans - TE NG PUNKS UNDEAD THES Juvenile punks are brightly colored as a form of protective visibility, allowing their parents to find them easily and preventing injuries such as traffic mishaps and accidental mosh pit squishing. As they mature, punks develop their darker, studded adult plumage. CH

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Product - lordkat: lordkat: can i have a fork do you have a metal one i planned this for days guys why wont you love me

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Movie - PITY FOOLS! PITY FIRE! PITY THAT WHICH I DESIRE! Mr. T-ALLICA

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Horn - THE MOST HEAVY METAL GOAT EVER

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Wind turbine - What kind of music do you like? I'm a big metal fon

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Text - Me as a parent Son: Daddy, I can't sleep. Me: Don't worry son, I'll sing you a lullaby. Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word. Me: And never mind that noise you heard. Me: It's just the beasts under your bed. Me: In your closet, and IN YOUR HEEEAAAAD ! Me: EEEEEEXIIIIIT LIGHT! EEEEEENNTEEEFEEERRRR NIIIIGHT!

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Vehicle - Elderly Men Escape Nursing Home To Attend World's Biggest Heavy Metal Festival August 4, 2018 93 Comments f Facebook P Pinterest O Reddit + More 170K Twitter T FASTER T WACKEN 7ACKEN

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Product - LK @ellkay_ Sometimes I feel like the world is boring and mundane, other times I remember Nicholas Cage has a metalhead son

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After a long day with the kids

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Visually Interesting Images that Look Like Real-Life Glitches

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Weird moments of copies in real life and other things that look like a real life glitch.

Here are moments of matching stuff, duplicates, patterns and other strangeness that looks like we're living in a simulation. It's like the programmer of life ran out of ideas. For some more evidence that we're living in a crappy program, here are some stories of real-life glitches people experienced.

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Artist Creates Relatable And Eye-Opening Illustrations

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life cicada shaun tan art amazing powerful meaning bugs | illustration of a cicada wearing a grey suit and a tie and holding a piece of paper, while surrounded by papers on the floor

Cicada, a beautiful illustration series by the talented Shaun Tan.

Cicada is the story of an insect working in an office (much like a lot of us), and trying to make it through the day surrounded by people who simply do not care. Shaun Tan writes on his website that Cicada is, "a very simple 32-page picture book about the unspoken horrors of corporate white-collar enslavement... or is it? You never can tell what a bug is thinking."

Here are 10 pages of Cicada and we're already itching for more! 

You can also follow Shaun Tan's work on Instagram

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Tumblr Thread Explains How The Color Magenta Technically Doesn't Exist

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Informative tumblr thread on how magenta and other colors are just your brain guessing.

Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here's why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.

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Meet Nori, The Dog With A Human-Like Expression

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nori human like face dog

Nori is an Aussiepoo mix, half Toy Australian Shepard and half Toy Poodle. But Nori is more than just another pup, he has gone viral for his "unique" looks...and by "unique" we mean human-like expression. 

We can't really tell if it's the eyes or the smile that give Nori his human-resembling face. He has large almond-like eyes but also a pinkish smile -- both very human-like. His owners, Keven and Tiffany from Seattle say that they're often stopped on the street by strangers commenting on Nori's unique little face. 

Kevin said, "When he was a puppy, we couldn't go more than a block without someone stopping us to ask questions about him."

You can follow Nori on Instagram!

See the adorable pictures below!

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